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Gorgeous.

Now there’s a job I would love to have, “Well what do you do?” they’d say, “I make computerised wanking devices.” I’d say, then I’d be off to my next adventure. I also love the enthusiasm this guy has about his job & would so love to meet this guy, he looks like he would be great to spend an evening with.

A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech. They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail. The child simply refused to speak. One morning when the child was five, while the husband was reading the paper, and the wife was feeding the dog, the little kid looks up from his bowl and said, “My cereal’s cold.”

The couple is stunned. The man, in tears, confronts his son. “Son, after all these years, why have you waited so long to say something?”.

Shrugs the kid, “Everything’s been okay ’til now”.

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I’d buy a TV license just to watch that show!

Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the “Porron” (translation: “to pour it on”) filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional.

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I don’t drink but I would certainly make an exception in that kinda party.

Finally! No more messing with Restorator.

Mr. Glass from Unbreakable

Possibly the most elaborate scheme, for the least reward: he orchestrates several episodes of terrorism/mass murder, just to find someone who’s invulnerable, so he can create/uncover a superhero to be his nemesis. Final proof that reading too many comic books will make you imagine a fourth wall when there is none. And of course, by so doing, he ensures his own defeat and incarceration.

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Oh fuck yes!

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We’ve done all we can here. We filled our buckets with soylent chutney and went, see if the boys in forensics can make anything of this. Another dead end!

I am so gonna be all over this, its released not that long after my birthday too.

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Krazy Dad (jbum) made a note once using the letters from the One Letter group with the Flickr API. I decided to try making something similar as a way to learn Flickr’s wonderful developer tools. Along the way, it got VERY popular…

All kinds of fun.

Holy fuck! That’s one of the kewlest things I’ve seen in a long time!

Right on.

He was shocked of course, but I’d sussed his game out.

When I called him a cunt, y’know what he did?! His head fell right off. I thought, you fucking fucker. How dare you detach your head in my presence! So I walked away, cock in hand ‘cos well, I didn’t want to be dictated to.

So…

I was having a wank the other day, y’know slapping it about. And the damn thing fell off. It wriggled around for a while, y’know.

Damn cat nicked it. Ran off down the street. Of course, I was shocked, but what could I do.

I had to go get my new cock out of its box y’see, I had a spare in the kitchen cupboard, like ya do; damn thing had gone off. Had to go down the shops, and of course the damn thing was shut. So I had to use a straw & some duct tape to finish my wank. What else could I do? I mean.

“well get your Winkie Wanky Woo over here darling!
- I wish I could, I got it shot off in the first war.
Well fuck off you silly arse puff!”

Brilliant!

Sigmund: I talked with Minnie after talking with you.
Mickey: Oh?
Sigmund: I couldn’t find anything wrong with her — she isn’t insane.
Mickey: Idiot! I didn’t say she was insane — I said she was fuckin’ Goofy.

Say want you want about the flaws in MMO’s, you know he looks good!

Holy fuck, I think that’s creepier then Zombies. Saying that, it still cant touch the Randy Savage Infected Sound Mod.

Oh my fucking god, that is brilliant.

CNN reports that Patrick Swayze, whose good looks and sympathetic performances in films such as Dirty Dancing and Ghost made him a romantic idol to millions, has died.

The actor died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. His doctor, Dr. George Fisher, revealed in early March 2008 that Swayze was suffering from the disease.

Swayze “passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months,” his publicist, Annett Wolf, said a statement released Monday evening, according to KTLA.

Most recently, Swayze starred in A&E Network’s “The Beast,” which debuted in January. He agreed to take the starring role of an undercover FBI agent before his diagnosis. The network agreed to shoot an entire season of the show after Swayze responded well to his cancer treatment.

In an interview with ABC’s Barbara Walters in January, Swayze said his work on that show was exhausting, requiring 12 hour workdays in Chicago, Illinois, doing his own stunts. But he said the show’s character “just felt right for my soul.”

Swayze continued, saying, “If I leave this Earth, I want to leave this Earth just knowing I’ve tried to give something back and tried to do something worthwhile with myself, and that keeps me going, that gets me up in the morning. My work … is my legacy.”

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Well the world has gotten a little less sexy.