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Gorgeous.

Now there’s a job I would love to have, “Well what do you do?” they’d say, “I make computerised wanking devices.” I’d say, then I’d be off to my next adventure. I also love the enthusiasm this guy has about his job & would so love to meet this guy, he looks like he would be great to spend an evening with.

A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech. They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail. The child simply refused to speak. One morning when the child was five, while the husband was reading the paper, and the wife was feeding the dog, the little kid looks up from his bowl and said, “My cereal’s cold.”

The couple is stunned. The man, in tears, confronts his son. “Son, after all these years, why have you waited so long to say something?”.

Shrugs the kid, “Everything’s been okay ’til now”.

(source)

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• Converge + Warhammer Online is a great way to start any Sunday. #
• http://bit.ly/3mhmt4 holy crap thats awesome. #
• If I had a Prog Rock band it would be called "The Age of the Tree". That is all! #
• A great sense of humour definitely out shines physical beauty for me. Didn't anyone tell you? We all turn to vinegar in the end. #
• http://bit.ly/ro7FZ You should come to Thailand to see beautiful people – short skirts, beautiful legs, high heels and that's just the boys! #
• Wow http://bit.ly/YkE2w #
• http://bit.ly/G2×6Y Having a big severed penis in a box is maybe a step further than you need to go. Fantastic. #
• http://bit.ly/1RxLp9 These may actually get me to finally sign-up to eBay. So sexy. #
• http://bit.ly/ianp5 oh hell yes! #
• My Twitter account is worth $8! What's yours worth? http://WhatsMyTwitterAccountWorth.com #
• Brilliant! http://i.imgur.com/4YHEt.jpg #
• My day so far was spent cleaning, listening to Tom Waits, fractal rendering, reading Gandhi (AMAB) & sneezing like a motherfucker! #
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I’d buy a TV license just to watch that show!